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Rep. Ako Abdul-Samad brought down the house! |
Apparently, I'm not the only one who is a little perplexed by the Caucus system. The Iowa Democratic Party worked in coalition with the Iowa Republican Party in formulating the Youth Mock Caucus. The joint effort was to attempt to teach youths (and newly indoctrinated media staffers) the ways of the Iowa Caucus. I'm neither a youth nor a member of the media, but whatever. I sure did learn a lot from this entertaining training!
The most important lesson that came of the training was: REPUBLICANS ARE BORING AS SHIT and DEMOCRATS KNOW HOW TO PARTY! Seriously.
The Republicans were the first to give their presentation regarding how their Caucus system works. Did you know that their system is nothing like that of the Democrats? Yeah, neither did I! A Republican who represents each candidate will get up in front of the precinct caucus and pontificate why his/her candidate is the best. Once all of the candidates have had a chance for someone to boast on how close that contender is to Satan himself, they pass around pencils and slips of paper. Voters write down their choice and the votes are counted. SNOOZE-A-PALOOZA! I seriously almost fell asleep - except for when one of the speakers on the Republican side started yammering about how, if you didn't own a gun, you were a slave who needed someone else to protect you. Personally, I thought it was a really poorly constructed argument considering folks who really do have a history rooted in slavery were just gunned down at church six days ago. But, you know, I'm just sensitive like that.

A few things I took away from the Mock Caucus were: City Council Member, Skip Moore, is the comic relief to any situation. That dude would be a hoot to hang out with at a dive bar with an open mic night. Representative Ako Abdul-Samad is going to be a super star television personality at some point in the future. Seriously, the man is a ROCK STAR! And the new (unofficial) candidate for U.S. House of Representatives, Iowa District 3, Desmund Adams, is going to be someone to watch for all things amazing in Iowa politics. That, AND, Republicans are boring as shit - but I am pretty sure I made that clear earlier. Just wanted to reiterate.
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