Congressman Braley's Got NOTHIN' on Me!

It was a big week for the folks over at The Great March for Climate Action.  They received their very first Congressional back slap in the form of an endorsement from Iowa's popular Congressman Bruce Braley.  Bruce is a super cool progressive who is running for the U.S. Senate next year in an effort to replace the Amazing Tom Harkin.

Yeah, sure, kudos on that one - Bruce is one rockin' dude.  BUT, the real exciting news - the news that I held off on telling anyone for several days, is that I OFFICIALLY became the Director of Communications for the Great March for Climate Action!  That's right, I am hanging up my hat as the "Ultimate Talent Mentor"; which means that my work with crazy assed pageant moms has come to an abrupt and welcome END!  If you haven't seen any of the press on this particular topic, you can find some of the more entertaining articles here: Perez Hilton, Radar Online, Reuters, The Hollywood Gossip

So see, it was super cool that Bruce Braley came on board, but come on now, how can he compete with the tabloid fodder I so freely perpetuate?  Hence, Bruce Braley's Got Nothin' on ME! 

Now, as you can imagine, since I am now the Communications Director for the Great March for Climate Action, I'll be talking a great deal more about global warming in this blog and ASKING YOU FOR DONATIONS (I'm not kidding, that hyperlink makes it easy for you to give to this important cause!).

BUT, please don't mistake this blog as an extension of the March.  This is my personal Political Blog and I plan to continue with my unique brand of insight into all things worthy!  As in - Did you Hear that Heather French-Henry (former Miss America) is contemplating a run against Bitch McConnell?  Yeah, we'll discuss that new development in the next blog!

Until next time, Please be sure to Go Like The Great March for Climate Action's Facebook Page. 

Heather Ryan
Formerly, The Ultimate Talent Mentor
Currently, The Ultimate Climate Rockstar!

Sioux City Officially Changes name to "Hell"

I knew the time would come!  The illustrious Sioux City, Iowa has officially changed their name to "Hell" and the ever-disgusting, Representative Steve King (R-IA) is to blame. 

The Climate Gods smited the area yesterday with an ASTOUNDING 106 Degree Day!  Yes, you read right, the temperature was over 100* on May 14, 2013 - something that has NEVER happened in recorded history.  Never, not once, ever.  Lest we forget, it was only two weeks ago when it was SNOWING - at the beginning of May - and we were all scratching our heads saying, "SNOW?  IN MAY?! WTH?!"

Now, we know that the cause for these insane weather swings is because Congressman Steve King, AKA, the Devil, claims this area as his backyard.  It doesn't take a climate scientist to figure out that temperatures of 106 in May are completely because Satan claims the Midwest as a vacation spot.  I mean, what else could it be?  Surely, it could NOT be something called, "Global Climate Change", as preached by those nut jobs with The Great March for Climate Action?  If that were so, nitwits like King (R-IA) would be forced to admit that spewing CO2 into the environment is a BAD THING?

Well, we know that admission from the climate-change-deniers is NEVER going to happen - so I conclude - STEVE KING IS TO BLAME FOR THE HOT WEATHER IN IOWA. 

There is a lot to talk about over the next several weeks, so stay tuned!

 Until Next Time,

Heather Ryan
@LoudAndLiberal

Senator Harkin and Ed Fallon - Which is The Bigger Loony Bird?

It's been far too long since last I blogged to "Heather's Crap on a Cracker".  For the past many months, my blogging life has circled around my other blog, "The Ultimate Talent Mentor", so if you are absolutely starved for my words of wisdom, by all means, be sure to check out that blog as well.

Though my other works are truly brilliant (cough, cough), my negligence of this blog is simply inexcusable because there is just so much to discuss in all things political!  Among about a zillion other issues, my personal hero, Tom Harkin (D, IA) is calling it quits next year, which means there will be a lively and oh-so-important Senate run in Iowa revving up in just a few months.  Until just a few days ago, I was absolutely convinced that the devil himself, Steve King (R. IA) would abandon his Congressional Seat to make a bid for the open Senate Seat with a run against Bruce Braley.  Well, that would have made for a fun time, watching King have his ass handed to him by Braley.  As it is though, some dufus named Matt Whitaker is currently the only one to announce his intentions.  The race should heat up as more Repugs dip their club feet into the pool to test out the water, which is precisely why I am taking up the gauntlet on this blog, once again. 

Additionally, one of my good Lefty Loony Liberal Friends, Ed Fallon, has decided to engage in an ambitious campaign that he is calling "The Great March for Climate Action" where he aims to host ONE THOUSAND concerned citizens in a walk across the country to raise awareness of the extremely troubling problem of Climate Change.  THE.  ENTIRE.  COUNTRY.  Seriously.  From Los Angeles to Washington, DC, starting in March 2014 and ending around election day.  I'm debating whether Ed is the craziest man I have ever encountered, OR, perhaps he is the most brilliant strategist in the history of Iowa politics.  Whichever the case may be, I want to be sure to follow the saga and blog along as the story develops.


So, join me with my re-discovered obsession of all things politics.  Your efforts will be rewarded with tons of fun and entertaining political banter - from your favorite lefty smart ass!

Until we meet again, be sure to "Like" the Facebook Page for the Climate March and "Follow" their Twitter Page.  Both of these hyperlinks will take you to the appropriate places to accommodate those needs!     

Heather Ryan
Loud And Liberal