I knew the time would come! The illustrious Sioux City, Iowa has officially changed their name to "Hell" and the ever-disgusting, Representative Steve King (R-IA) is to blame.
The Climate Gods smited the area yesterday with an ASTOUNDING 106 Degree Day! Yes, you read right, the temperature was over 100* on May 14, 2013 - something that has NEVER happened in recorded history. Never, not once, ever. Lest we forget, it was only two weeks ago when it was SNOWING - at the beginning of May - and we were all scratching our heads saying, "SNOW? IN MAY?! WTH?!"
Now, we know that the cause for these insane weather swings is because Congressman Steve King, AKA, the Devil, claims this area as his backyard. It doesn't take a climate scientist to figure out that temperatures of 106 in May are completely because Satan claims the Midwest as a vacation spot. I mean, what else could it be? Surely, it could NOT be something called, "Global Climate Change", as preached by those nut jobs with The Great March for Climate Action? If that were so, nitwits like King (R-IA) would be forced to admit that spewing CO2 into the environment is a BAD THING?
Well, we know that admission from the climate-change-deniers is NEVER going to happen - so I conclude - STEVE KING IS TO BLAME FOR THE HOT WEATHER IN IOWA.
There is a lot to talk about over the next several weeks, so stay tuned!
Until Next Time,
Heather Ryan
@LoudAndLiberal
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